SO MUCH FUNNY

So I have just been schooled on the meme.

Basically it’s when something goes viral on the internet. Like the whole Kanye, “Imma let you finish…” scenarios.

It is also Turkish for boob.

Anywho – one of the latest is “Sad Keanu”. It's merely a pic of Mr Reeves sitting on a park bench... and then it turned into this:

THE GOODS

Hey hombres!

The long weekend was a magical mix of sweet peeps and quality times. There was my friend’s birthday at a location where I felt like I was in an elevator with 200 other people – and took the accidental groping as a total win because physical affection doesn’t have to be voluntary to matter.

I’m warming up for deadline… so I will let some statistical analysis of pop songs fill the void while I try and locate my ramble hat.

LIFE ADVICE

So today I am going to dish out some sweet life advice.

If you don’t 100% understand the meaning of a word… avoid using it.
Learn from my mistake…….

When hearing about prisoners being visited by loved ones, I assumed the word CONJUGAL meant… quick.

THE STATEMENT: I’m just here for a conjugal visit
IN MY MIND: I’m just here for a quick visit
IN REALITY: I’m here to bang my prison lover

So, when I needed to speak to my (male) uni lecturer about something, I innocently knocked on the door and stated:

“Hi, I’m just here for a conjugal visit… I won’t take long.”

He blinked a few times, shuffled in his seat, studied my face and (thank goodness) came to the conclusion I didn’t know what the word meant.

That situation could have gone a completely different way had he been a mad perv or had I been more attractive.

Look things up kids!

OH DEAR.

I fear this is an exact replication of my phantom wedding day.

*Chillin' matrimony style.

And for my phantom honeymoon? Well, the beautiful people of Costa Rica have made a plane hotel for all those LOST fans who want to feel like their plane has crashed on a deserted mythical island. HECK YES!

I’ll stay there are be just like those kids who play dungeons and dragons in the park... except cooler because my now-husband has to wear a Matthew Fox mask. BOOM.

*Yes, I put my face in here. Yes I have problems.

SMALL WINS

When I get two cents worth of petrol for free. BOOM!

Mildly offensive wine labels.

This photo. Always this photo.