RETURN

Fear not follower, I have returned!

My trip to the large apple was the shizznit but I have now slumped into somewhat of a post-trip funk.

And not as in Funk(y Town because it is not a place I want you to take me to) but the kind that looks like this:

Here are some American observation I made whilst away.

Like fashion and Broadway, Gay-ness is important.

All I wanted was a salad sandwich, which I guess is a keyword for 'explosion of fries all over my food'.

I has a slight M&Mgasm. Mmmmm, this one tastes like pastel shell.

A free seat is a free seat. Meanwhile I was totes stealth in getting this pic.

They have flags EVERYWHERE! Just in case you ever forget you're in America.

I had minor strokes from being overstimulated whilst shopping.

MIS TAKES

Mistakes happen.

Sometimes when they happen they are awesome.

SO MUCH FUNNY#2

So there's a new Keanu meme making the rounds and I'm totally OK with it.

Feel free to scroll on down and find the original Keanu meme - or maybe this will help.
http://theforwardforum.blogspot.com/2010/06/so-much-funny.html

Yeah! Shameless self promotion!

Anywho, he's eating in a helmet so some people decided it was the perfect opportunity to Photoshop him into a plethora of helmet-wearing-scenarios.

Here's the original:



Here's the awesome: