EARS FOR TEARS

I have really bad hearing.

This affliction almost never works in my favour.

Example.

When I was at uni I worked at a restaurant. A super nice couple came in and asked me my name. I heard this as, "What's the fish of the day?"

THEM: What's your name?
ME: Silver Dory.
THEM: (Looking confused) Pardon?
ME: Silver Dory.
THEM: That's interesting.
ME: Not really.

The next time they came into the restaurant they brought 15 people and introduced me to the whole table as Silver Dory.

Stupid ears.