LEO STRUT#2

It cannot be stopped (you're welcome).

EARS FOR TEARS

I have really bad hearing.

This affliction almost never works in my favour.

Example.

When I was at uni I worked at a restaurant. A super nice couple came in and asked me my name. I heard this as, "What's the fish of the day?"

THEM: What's your name?
ME: Silver Dory.
THEM: (Looking confused) Pardon?
ME: Silver Dory.
THEM: That's interesting.
ME: Not really.

The next time they came into the restaurant they brought 15 people and introduced me to the whole table as Silver Dory.

Stupid ears.

RUSTY

Today... I feel like this:



So instead of being articulate and writing something of substances, the natural default is to post pictures of food that look like people.

THE NEW KEANU

Meme me up Scotty! Strutting Leo is Strutting.

THE ORIGINAL


THE AWESOME

RETURN

Fear not follower, I have returned!

My trip to the large apple was the shizznit but I have now slumped into somewhat of a post-trip funk.

And not as in Funk(y Town because it is not a place I want you to take me to) but the kind that looks like this:

Here are some American observation I made whilst away.

Like fashion and Broadway, Gay-ness is important.

All I wanted was a salad sandwich, which I guess is a keyword for 'explosion of fries all over my food'.

I has a slight M&Mgasm. Mmmmm, this one tastes like pastel shell.

A free seat is a free seat. Meanwhile I was totes stealth in getting this pic.

They have flags EVERYWHERE! Just in case you ever forget you're in America.

I had minor strokes from being overstimulated whilst shopping.

MIS TAKES

Mistakes happen.

Sometimes when they happen they are awesome.

SO MUCH FUNNY#2

So there's a new Keanu meme making the rounds and I'm totally OK with it.

Feel free to scroll on down and find the original Keanu meme - or maybe this will help.
http://theforwardforum.blogspot.com/2010/06/so-much-funny.html

Yeah! Shameless self promotion!

Anywho, he's eating in a helmet so some people decided it was the perfect opportunity to Photoshop him into a plethora of helmet-wearing-scenarios.

Here's the original:



Here's the awesome: